Private Joe Walker
If you need anything from whiskey to knicker
elastic, watches or even weapons, Joe Walker
will get them for you. "Mind you, as
its war-time it will cost you, 'cos you
can't get 'em".
Joe is a typical cockney spiv, making his
way through life ducking and diving, trying
to avoid the law.
Moving down to the south coast from his native
Plaistow in east London to avoid call up,
he was registered as having a reserved occupation
(a banana salesman) until the authorities
eventually caught up with him. Luckily for him, he was allergic to corned
beef, which invalided him out of the army,
only to return to serve the needs of the
local community.
Walker very rarely dealt with money, relying
on the bartering system to do business, and
occasionally using his skills to do a little
work for charity. One of the cleverest in
the platoon, others turned to him for inspiration
in a tricky situations.